local text_original = LocalizationManager.text
local testAllStrings = false
function LocalizationManager:text(string_id, ...)

return string_id == "bm_w_aa12"    and "Nerd"
or string_id == "bm_w_ak12"    and "Slav operator say take a shot of vodka"
or string_id == "bm_w_ak5"    and "Why"
or string_id == "bm_w_ak74"    and "Baby AK"
or string_id == "bm_w_akm"     and "Glory for the motherland"
or string_id == "bm_w_akm_gold"     and "Just as Stalin intended"
or string_id == "bm_w_akmsu"     and "Smol AK"
or string_id == "bm_w_amcar"     and "Please don't use this"
or string_id == "bm_w_arbiter"     and "Anarchist's wet dream"
or string_id == "bm_w_arblast"     and "Dozer penetrator"
or string_id == "bm_w_asval"     and "Sneaky beaky like"
or string_id == "bm_w_aug"     and "RIP bulpup"
or string_id == "bm_w_b682"     and "Just use the mosconi already"
or string_id == "bm_w_b92fs"     and "Pasta bellum"
or string_id == "bm_w_baka"     and "Smol uzi"
or string_id == "bm_w_basset"     and "You better be using Dragon's Breath"
or string_id == "bm_w_beer"     and "Pasta bellum auto"
or string_id == "bm_w_benelli"     and "Tacticool"
or string_id == "bm_w_boot"     and "You're not the Terminator"
or string_id == "bm_w_breech"     and "HANZ, GET ZE LUGER"
or string_id == "bm_w_c96"     and "25 round revolver"
or string_id == "bm_w_china"     and "Poof, poof, poof"
or string_id == "bm_w_chinchilla"     and "Better bronco"
or string_id == "bm_w_ching"     and "Garand go ding"
or string_id == "bm_w_coach"     and "Goodbye, wrist"
or string_id == "bm_w_coal"     and "USSR anthem intensifies"
or string_id == "bm_w_cobray"     and "SMG go brr"
or string_id == "bm_w_colt_1911"     and "You're not agent 47 stop trying"
or string_id == "bm_w_contraband"     and "Say hello to my little pony"
or string_id == "bm_w_corgi"     and "Plz send crits"
or string_id == "bm_w_czech"     and "Just use the akimbo"
or string_id == "bm_w_deagle"     and ".50 AE go bang"
or string_id == "bm_w_desertfox"     and "Bulpup supremacy"
or string_id == "bm_w_ecp"     and "H3H3 fanboy"
or string_id == "bm_w_elastic"     and "Condom"
or string_id == "bm_w_erma"     and "Hanz, rattle zem"
or string_id == "bm_w_fal"     and "Dealing with socialists since 1953"
or string_id == "bm_w_famas"     and "Oui oui"
or string_id == "bm_w_flamethrower_mk2"     and "Something's cooking, and it's not meth"
or string_id == "bm_w_fmg9"     and "Bee"
or string_id == "bm_w_frankish"     and "Stealth enthusiast"
or string_id == "bm_w_g22c"     and "glocc"
or string_id == "bm_w_g3"     and "*slaps bolt release*"
or string_id == "bm_w_g36"     and "Overkill plz buff"
or string_id == "bm_w_galil"     and "Rest in peperoni"
or string_id == "bm_w_glock_17"     and "Y tho"
or string_id == "bm_w_glock_18c"     and "Face slapping due to recoil"
or string_id == "bm_w_gre_m79"     and "Soda can launcher"
or string_id == "bm_w_groza"     and "Spend your money somewhere else plz"
or string_id == "bm_w_hajk"     and "Stop using this please"
or string_id == "bm_w_hk21"     and "Belt-fed G3"
or string_id == "bm_w_hk51b"     and "Cool, in theory"
or string_id == "bm_w_holt"     and "Overkill I want my money back"
or string_id == "bm_w_hs2000"     and "Worst DLC purchase of my life"
or string_id == "bm_w_hunter"     and "Hamond, how to be ninja?"
or string_id == "bm_w_huntsman"     and "Basically a sniper"
or string_id == "bm_w_jowi"     and "Smol glocc"
or string_id == "bm_w_judge"     and "Meta gaming"
or string_id == "bm_w_komodo"     and "Wait, this exists?"
or string_id == "bm_w_ksg"     and "You probably use this for stealth"
or string_id == "bm_w_l85a2"     and "Clover simp"
or string_id == "bm_w_legacy"     and "Chimano compact retexture"
or string_id == "bm_w_lemming"     and "Penetration OwO"
or string_id == "bm_w_long"     and "Time for a fucking crusade"
or string_id == "bm_w_m134"     and "A10 Warthog go brrr"
or string_id == "bm_w_m14"     and "Garand but no ding"
or string_id == "bm_w_m16"     and "Back in 'nam"
or string_id == "bm_w_m1897"     and "We in the trenches now or what"
or string_id == "bm_w_m1911"     and "Thicc"
or string_id == "bm_w_m1928"     and "Basically an airsoft gun"
or string_id == "bm_w_m249"     and "I SAWED THIS BOAT IN HALF"
or string_id == "bm_w_m32"     and "Probably a new player"
or string_id == "bm_w_m37"     and "Slam fire when?"
or string_id == "bm_w_m4"     and "Spider killer"
or string_id == "bm_w_m45"     and "Swedish fish"
or string_id == "bm_w_m590"     and "Yet another shitty retexture"
or string_id == "bm_w_m60"     and "The trees are speaking Vietnamese"
or string_id == "bm_w_m95"     and "Blow a golf ball sized hole into their chest"
or string_id == "bm_w_mac10"     and "I miss my wife"
or string_id == "bm_w_mateba"     and "Average Demolition Ranch Enjoyer"
or string_id == "bm_w_maxim9"     and "Pretty Neat"
or string_id == "bm_w_mg42"     and "Hanz, we've made it to the other end of the factory floor"
or string_id == "bm_w_model3"     and "Baguette revolver"
or string_id == "bm_w_model70"     and "Hammond, I've lost me face"
or string_id == "bm_w_mosin"     and "Bayonet with a free gun"
or string_id == "bm_w_mp5"     and "FBI OPEN UP"
or string_id == "bm_w_mp7"     and "Need more boofé"
or string_id == "bm_w_mp9"     and "She took the kids"
or string_id == "bm_w_ms3gl"     and "Almir please I'm begging"
or string_id == "bm_w_msr"     and "Rattle me bones"
or string_id == "bm_w_olympic"     and "Smol AR"
or string_id == "bm_w_p226"     and "UwU"
or string_id == "bm_w_p90"     and "M8 stop"
or string_id == "bm_w_packrat"     and "Jhon Wcki"
or string_id == "bm_w_par"     and "Just use the fuckin KSP mate"
or string_id == "bm_w_peacemaker"     and "Pain"
or string_id == "bm_w_pl14"     and "Mag fed revolver"
or string_id == "bm_w_plainsrider"     and "Cement"
or string_id == "bm_w_pm9"     and "Good luck hitting snipers"
or string_id == "bm_w_polymer"     and "Revving my foockin cat tonoit"
or string_id == "bm_w_ppk"     and "The name's Blond, Bond James"
or string_id == "bm_w_qbu88"     and "*Screaming*"
or string_id == "bm_w_r700"     and "Very noice" 
or string_id == "bm_w_r870"     and "This isn't PDTH stop using this"
or string_id == "bm_w_r93"     and "I have 93 unpaid taxes"
or string_id == "bm_w_raging_bull"     and "Pew"
or string_id == "bm_w_ray"     and "AC130 INBOUND" 
or string_id == "bm_w_rota"     and "éry nioce"
or string_id == "bm_w_rpg7"     and "POV: you play GTA"
or string_id == "bm_w_rpk"     and "Let's make AK shoot many boolets"
or string_id == "bm_w_rsh12"     and "Russian crack revolver"
or string_id == "bm_w_s552"     and "U good mate?"
or string_id == "bm_w_saiga"     and "Guess who's back, back again"
or string_id == "bm_w_saw"     and "Tonoight on bo'om gea', James robs a fukin bank"
or string_id == "bm_w_sbl"     and "Worse Contractor .308"
or string_id == "bm_w_scar"     and "Fortnite"
or string_id == "bm_w_schakal"     and "Crit meta"
or string_id == "bm_w_scorpion"     and "Sweet home Alabama"
or string_id == "bm_w_scout"     and "Cock Skewer"
or string_id == "bm_w_serbu"     and "RIP loco"
or string_id == "bm_w_shak12"     and "Needs more bulpup"
or string_id == "bm_w_shepheard"     and "Gamer waifu simp"
or string_id == "bm_w_shrew"     and "Excrement gaming"
or string_id == "bm_w_shuno"     and "Slightly less brrr"
or string_id == "bm_w_siltstone"     and "Soviet precision"
or string_id == "bm_w_slap"     and "Crack"
or string_id == "bm_w_sparrow"     and "Deagle but smol"
or string_id == "bm_w_spas12"     and "Fcuk"
or string_id == "bm_w_sr2"     and "Snort coke n fuckin run m8"
or string_id == "bm_w_stech"     and "Wait, this isn't bad?"
or string_id == "bm_w_sterling"     and "RATATATATA"
or string_id == "bm_w_striker"     and "Laser gun"
or string_id == "bm_w_sub2000"     and "Twist it, bop it"
or string_id == "bm_w_system"     and "Elon Musk robs banks confirmed"
or string_id == "bm_w_tec9"     and "Even worse Cobra SMG"
or string_id == "bm_w_tecci"     and "Basically and LMG at this point"
or string_id == "bm_w_tti"     and "John Wick 2: electric boogaloo"
or string_id == "bm_w_type54"     and "Basically just a shotgun lol"
or string_id == "bm_w_ultima"     and "a"
or string_id == "bm_w_usp"     and "Intercept deez nuts"
or string_id == "bm_w_uzi"     and "*Insert generic gangsta meme here*"
or string_id == "bm_w_vhs"     and "Plz nerf"
or string_id == "bm_w_vityaz"     and "Smok fat fumes"
or string_id == "bm_w_wa2000"     and "Ah yes, German engineering"
or string_id == "bm_w_winchester1874"     and "Return to Brazil"

or string_id == "bm_w_x_1911"     and "Still not agent 47"
or string_id == "bm_w_x_2006m"     and "Wtf are you doing"
or string_id == "bm_w_x_akmsu"     and "Double the fun OwO"
or string_id == "bm_w_x_b92fs"     and "Mussolini would be proud"
or string_id == "bm_w_x_baka"    and "*Visible confusion*"
or string_id == "bm_w_x_basset"     and "Fuck"
or string_id == "bm_w_x_beer"     and "Methé"
or string_id == "bm_w_x_breech"     and "HANZ, VAT ARE YOU DOING"
or string_id == "bm_w_x_c96"     and "Basically akimbo snipers"
or string_id == "bm_w_x_chinchilla"     and "You know the rules, and so do I"
or string_id == "bm_w_x_coal"     and "*Angry vodka noises*"
or string_id == "bm_w_x_cobray"     and "Elbows are a privilage"
or string_id == "bm_w_x_czech"     and "Hammood, take a whif of this cräck"
or string_id == "bm_w_x_deagle"     and "Face slapper 9000"
or string_id == "bm_w_x_erma"     and "Hanz has ascended"
or string_id == "bm_w_x_fmg9"     and "*Angry FBI Noises*"
or string_id == "bm_w_x_g17"     and "Being born was a mistake"
or string_id == "bm_w_x_g18c"     and "Bulldozer fucker"
or string_id == "bm_w_x_g22c"     and "Just use the G18s already"
or string_id == "bm_w_x_hajk"     and "James, I think I've overdosed on hjeroinm"
or string_id == "bm_w_x_holt"     and "Trigger happy better save you"
or string_id == "bm_w_x_hs2000"     and "Worst DLC"
or string_id == "bm_w_x_judge"     and "Fully loaded won't save you"
or string_id == "bm_w_x_legacy"     and "Shitty Retexture"
or string_id == "bm_w_x_m1911"     and "Thiccer"
or string_id == "bm_w_x_m1928"     and "Al Capone on methé"
or string_id == "bm_w_x_m45"     and "Swedish cracjke"
or string_id == "bm_w_x_mac10"     and "BRRRRR"
or string_id == "bm_w_x_maxim9"     and "Shotguns in Pistol's clothing"
or string_id == "bm_w_x_model3"     and "French people gun"
or string_id == "bm_w_x_mp5"     and "Tactical af"
or string_id == "bm_w_x_mp7"     and "What good pussy does to a mf"
or string_id == "bm_w_x_mp9"     and "Just git gud"
or string_id == "bm_w_x_olympic"     and "One is enough, ok?"
or string_id == "bm_w_x_p226"     and "Cease"
or string_id == "bm_w_x_p90"     and "You're not any more SCP with two of these"
or string_id == "bm_w_x_packrat"     and "Bullet time enabled"
or string_id == "bm_w_x_pl14"     and "I miss my wife"
or string_id == "bm_w_x_pm9"     and "Were you planning on hitting something?"
or string_id == "bm_w_x_polymer"     and "The voices are getting louder"
or string_id == "bm_w_x_ppk"     and "Boind Jmaen's the name"
or string_id == "bm_w_x_rage"     and "As good as snorting lighter fluid"
or string_id == "bm_w_x_rota"     and "Nut"
or string_id == "bm_w_x_schakal"     and "sWoUsE"
or string_id == "bm_w_x_scorpion"     and "Two just isn't better m8"
or string_id == "bm_w_x_shepheard"    and "POV: you have no parent figure"
or string_id == "bm_w_x_shrew"     and "You have Trigger Happy, right?"
or string_id == "bm_w_x_sparrow"     and "Smol face slappers"
or string_id == "bm_w_x_sr2"     and "Average dodge build user"
or string_id == "bm_w_x_stech"     and "James I can't feel me hands mate"
or string_id == "bm_w_x_sterling"     and "Lord forgive me for my sins"
or string_id == "bm_w_x_tec9"     and "BAIN I'M IN ROBLOX"
or string_id == "bm_w_x_type54"     and "RIP bulletstorm"
or string_id == "bm_w_x_usp"     and "RIP USP"
or string_id == "bm_w_x_uzi"     and "CHEKIE BREEKIE"
or string_id == "bm_w_x_vityaz"     and "*Snorts agressively*"
or string_id == "bm_wp_pis_g26"     and "Wee man"

or string_id == "bm_melee_agave"     and "Coconut splitter"
or string_id == "bm_melee_alien_maul"     and "You probably have cheats if you own this lmao"
or string_id == "bm_melee_aziz"     and "Needs more lumens"
or string_id == "bm_melee_ballistic"     and "BOOLISTIC KNOIF M8"
or string_id == "bm_melee_baseballbat"     and "*Bonk* go to howny jaiw"
or string_id == "bm_melee_bat"     and "Begone THOT"
or string_id == "bm_melee_baton"     and "Have some criminal brutality"
or string_id == "bm_melee_bayonet"     and "Союз нерушимый республик свободных!"
or string_id == "bm_melee_beardy"     and "You don't even have a beard m8"
or string_id == "bm_melee_becker"     and "Fun fact: I live in your walls"
or string_id == "bm_melee_boltcutter"     and "Free vasectomy"
or string_id == "bm_melee_bowie"     and "Toyota Corolla 2"
or string_id == "bm_melee_boxcutter"     and "What I used in my C-section"
or string_id == "bm_melee_boxing_gloves"     and "Just a burning memory"
or string_id == "bm_melee_branding_iron"     and "Branding for Jake Paul"
or string_id == "bm_melee_brass_knuckles"     and "The sister fister"
or string_id == "bm_melee_brick"     and "Indestructible since 1983"
or string_id == "bm_melee_briefcase"     and "Contains my divorce papers"
or string_id == "bm_melee_buck"     and "Protects against swag"
or string_id == "bm_melee_bullseye"     and "Why smol axe low conceal :("
or string_id == "bm_melee_catch"     and "*Doom music intensifies*"
or string_id == "bm_melee_chac"     and "Cultural insensitivity"
or string_id == "bm_melee_chef"     and "76"
or string_id == "bm_melee_clean"     and "Van Gough to hell"
or string_id == "bm_melee_cleaver"     and "HAMMOND GET THE FUCK OVER HERE"
or string_id == "bm_melee_cqc"     and "Stabby stabby"
or string_id == "bm_melee_croupier_rake"     and "This really shouldn't exist"
or string_id == "bm_melee_cs"     and "Made me feel like Doomslayer"
or string_id == "bm_melee_detector"     and "*beep beep* scrubby presence detected"
or string_id == "bm_melee_dingdong"     and "Ding dong my shlong ain't long"
or string_id == "bm_melee_fairbair"     and "Back on the beaches"
or string_id == "bm_melee_fear"     and "Heroin"
or string_id == "bm_melee_fear_info"     and "Filled with that good good so you can share the love"
or string_id == "bm_melee_fight"     and "Plz donait knoif am broek"
or string_id == "bm_melee_fireaxe"     and "Arson"
or string_id == "bm_melee_fists"     and "Fisting"
or string_id == "bm_melee_fork"     and "Spoon, but worse"
or string_id == "bm_melee_freedom"     and "America's only good contribution to society"
or string_id == "bm_melee_gator"     and "I-"
or string_id == "bm_melee_gerber"     and "Why do these even exist"
or string_id == "bm_melee_great"     and "Modern warfare"
or string_id == "bm_melee_grip"     and "The internet's solution to racism"
or string_id == "bm_melee_hammer"     and "Stop, hammer time"
or string_id == "bm_melee_happy"     and "Joy please stfu"
or string_id == "bm_melee_hauteur"     and "Mess with the crabbo, you get the stabbo"
or string_id == "bm_melee_hockey"     and "Sokol's wet dream"
or string_id == "bm_melee_kabar"     and "Better tanto"
or string_id == "bm_melee_kabar_tanto"     and "Do me a favor and use the buzzers"
or string_id == "bm_melee_kampfmesser"     and "Good ol' German engineering"
or string_id == "bm_melee_machete"     and "This looks like a failed abortion"
or string_id == "bm_melee_meat_cleaver"     and "Schmeat cleaver"
or string_id == "bm_melee_meter"     and "The length of deez"
or string_id == "bm_melee_microphone"     and "Don't give this to Justin Bieber"
or string_id == "bm_melee_micstand"     and "This exists?"
or string_id == "bm_melee_mining_pick"     and "BAIN I'M IN MINECRAFT"
or string_id == "bm_melee_model24"     and "Hanz... ve have a problem"
or string_id == "bm_melee_moneybundle"     and "Down payment, more like down bad"
or string_id == "bm_melee_morning"     and "Ball basher"
or string_id == "bm_melee_nin"     and "Shove this nine inch nail up your arse"
or string_id == "bm_melee_oldbaton"     and "What my dad beats me with"
or string_id == "bm_melee_ostry"     and "Any% bodypillow speedrun"
or string_id == "bm_melee_oxide"     and "This is an axe"
or string_id == "bm_melee_pitchfork"     and "Nazi impaler"
or string_id == "bm_melee_poker"     and "Sounding"
or string_id == "bm_melee_pugio"     and "1.9 tdi"
or string_id == "bm_melee_push"     and "PUSH HARDER"
or string_id == "bm_melee_rambo"     and "Knife the size of my Dildo"
or string_id == "bm_melee_road"     and "E r e c t"
or string_id == "bm_melee_sandsteel"     and "Weeb"
or string_id == "bm_melee_sap"     and "Beat my meat"
or string_id == "bm_melee_scalper"     and "Ah yes, Britain"
or string_id == "bm_melee_scoutknife"     and "Plz help am hostaged"
or string_id == "bm_melee_selfie"     and "White girl stick"
or string_id == "bm_melee_shawn"     and "Toenail clipper"
or string_id == "bm_melee_shillelagh"     and "Shilellalaililagh wtf"
or string_id == "bm_melee_shock"     and "Give me your credit card details"
or string_id == "bm_melee_shovel"     and "The original comically large spoon"
or string_id == "bm_melee_slot_lever"     and "Keep gambling it's not addictive"
or string_id == "bm_melee_spatula"     and "Dozer ass patties"
or string_id == "bm_melee_spoon"     and "Bullying gets results"
or string_id == "bm_melee_spoon_gold"     and "Bain, can I have some money?"
or string_id == "bm_melee_stick"     and "23¥"
or string_id == "bm_melee_swagger"     and "Sometimes, the amount of swag I have is frightening"
or string_id == "bm_melee_switchblade"     and "CLEARLY THE BEST MELEE"
or string_id == "bm_melee_sword"     and "Sword"
or string_id == "bm_melee_taser"     and "I hate my life"
or string_id == "bm_melee_taser_info"     and "Clearly superior over the electrical brass knuckles plz don't cancel me on twitter"
or string_id == "bm_melee_tenderizer"     and "Tenderize me daddy UwU"
or string_id == "bm_melee_tiger"     and "Wooferine"
or string_id == "bm_melee_tomahawk"     and "America tryna be better again lads"
or string_id == "bm_melee_toothbrush"     and "London"
or string_id == "bm_melee_topaz"     and "Meta gayming"
or string_id == "bm_melee_twins"     and "HmmMmMm"
or string_id == "bm_melee_weapon"     and "Butt"
or string_id == "bm_melee_whiskey"     and "SCOTLAAAAND FOREVERRRR"
or string_id == "bm_melee_wing"     and "Edgy"
or string_id == "bm_melee_x46"     and "4 Pints of Diesel"
or string_id == "bm_melee_zeus"     and "Poor cops, you didn't need to taze em"
or string_id == "bm_melee_zeus_info"     and "Wolf, why I feel stronk"

or testAllStrings == true and string_id
or text_original(self, string_id, ...)
end