local text_original = LocalizationManager.text
local testAllStrings = false
function LocalizationManager:text(string_id, ...)

return string_id == "bm_armor_level_1"     and "Two pieces of clothes"
or string_id == "bm_armor_level_1_desc"     and "Light walk and no kevlar.\nBullets hurt.\n\nDodge is a hell of a drug."
or string_id == "bm_armor_level_2"     and "God can't save you"
or string_id == "bm_armor_level_2_desc"     and "*Sips monster energy drink agressively*\nBye RNGesus.\n\nMore clothing than two."
or string_id == "bm_armor_level_3"     and "Spell ICUP"
or string_id == "bm_armor_level_3_desc"     and "I came, I saw, I lost the kids.\n\nотказ."
or string_id == "bm_armor_level_4"     and "This is not the place"
or string_id == "bm_armor_level_4_desc"     and "I know this place...\nFewer doge than two clothing, more schmeat."
or string_id == "bm_armor_level_5"     and "M1A1 Freebrams"
or string_id == "bm_armor_level_5_desc"     and "My medicinal M1A1 Abrams.\nFewer jackets than that of yes.\n\nWhy would you use this?"
or string_id == "bm_armor_level_6"     and "New player who hasn't heard of ICTV"
or string_id == "bm_armor_level_6_desc"     and "You have Frenzy to save you, right? Right??\nNot a great choice imo just use ICTV at this point, fag\n\nI crave the sweet mother's milk that is my coffin 6 feet under."
or string_id == "bm_armor_level_7"     and "800 Pound Gorilla"
or string_id == "bm_armor_level_7_desc"     and "Legally a tank, except on DSOD.\nFewest bullets must hit too.\n\nEvery moment you are not running I'm only getting closer."

or string_id == "debug_ammo_bag"     and "Munitions"
or string_id == "bm_equipment_ammo_bag"     and "Munitions"
or string_id == "bm_equipment_ammo_bag_desc"     and "Swedish, I know you're reading this, for the love of god take two ammo bags if you're gonna take ammo, thanks homie."
or string_id == "debug_doctor_bag"     and "Haelth"
or string_id == "bm_equipment_doctor_bag"     and "Haelth"
or string_id == "bm_equipment_doctor_bag_desc"     and "Affordable healthcare? Never heard of it. Also christ use Painkillers not Quick Fix."
or string_id == "debug_sentry_gun"     and "FIREARM"
or string_id == "bm_equipment_sentry_gun"     and "FIREARM"
or string_id == "bm_equipment_sentry_gun_desc"     and "Press $BTN_USE_ITEM to commence pain."
or string_id == "debug_silent_sentry_gun"     and "firearm"
or string_id == "bm_equipment_sentry_gun_silent"     and "firearm"
or string_id == "bm_equipment_sentry_gun_silent_desc"     and "Quiet gun go pew pew."
or string_id == "debug_trip_mine"     and "Vine Boom"
or string_id == "bm_equipment_trip_mine"     and "Vine Boom"
or string_id == "bm_equipment_trip_mine_desc"     and "3.14159265359"
or string_id == "debug_armor_kit"     and "Ball protection"
or string_id == "bm_equipment_armor_kit"     and "Ball protection"
or string_id == "bm_equipment_armor_kit_desc"     and "Press $BTN_USE_ITEM to place a useless item."
or string_id == "debug_bodybags_bag"     and "Suffering"
or string_id == "bm_equipment_bodybags_bag"     and "Suffering"
or string_id == "bm_equipment_bodybags_bag_desc"     and "Oh so that's what's been wrigling around in my basement..."
or string_id == "debug_ecm_jammer"     and "AAAAAAAA"
or string_id == "bm_equipment_ecm_jammer"     and "AAAAAAAA"
or string_id == "bm_equipment_ecm_jammer_desc"     and "Average stealth enjoyer."
or string_id == "debug_first_aid_kit"     and "Doctor"
or string_id == "bm_equipment_first_aid_kit"     and "Doctor"
or string_id == "bm_equipment_first_aid_kit_desc"     and "Goodbye grey screen! Oh, wait... Press $BTN_USE_ITEM to facetank Dozers."

or string_id == "bm_wpn_prj_ace"     and "Throw"
or string_id == "bm_wpn_prj_ace_desc"     and "Pretend these are UNO cards."
or string_id == "bm_concussion"     and "Tinitus in a can"
or string_id == "bm_concussion_desc"     and "*Sweats profusely*"
or string_id == "bm_dynamite"     and "Gunpowder stick"
or string_id == "bm_dynamite_desc"     and "Sweet home Alabama"
or string_id == "bm_grenade_frag"     and "Fag Grenade"
or string_id == "bm_grenade_frag_desc"     and "This little sphere can kill so many TERFS."
or string_id == "bm_grenade_frag_com"     and "ADATS"
or string_id == "bm_grenade_frag_com_desc"     and "Idk why you would use this other than on Mallcrasher."
or string_id == "bm_grenade_fir_com"     and "Worse Molotov"
or string_id == "bm_grenade_fir_com_desc"     and "Here's 6 reasons why my parents abandoned me"
or string_id == "bm_wpn_prj_jav"     and "YEET"
or string_id == "bm_wpn_prj_jav_desc"     and "Porcupine Simulator 2"
or string_id == "bm_grenade_dada_com"     and "USSR"
or string_id == "bm_grenade_dada_com_desc"     and "3 tickets to the Gulag"
or string_id == "bm_grenade_molotov"     and "Flesh"
or string_id == "bm_grenade_molotov_desc"     and "Yakuza gaming"
or string_id == "bm_wpn_prj_four"     and "Induced vomiting"
or string_id == "bm_wpn_prj_four_desc"     and "Can't believe I used to think these were good."
or string_id == "bm_grenade_smoke_screen_grenade"     and "105% dodge"
or string_id == "bm_grenade_smoke_screen_grenade_desc"     and "Your mum"
or string_id == "bm_wpn_prj_hur"     and "Void"
or string_id == "bm_wpn_prj_hur_desc"     and "Please"
or string_id == "bm_wpn_prj_target"     and "Stig"
or string_id == "bm_wpn_prj_target_desc"     and "Baba Yaga UwU"
or string_id == "bm_grenade_electric"     and "Don't buy"
or string_id == "bm_grenade_electric_desc"     and "I can't feel my legs"
or string_id == "bm_grenade_tag_team"     and "Boffé"
or string_id == "bm_grenade_tag_team_desc"     and "Ripping a proper fat one, mates."
or string_id == "bm_grenade_chico_injector"     and "Morphine"
or string_id == "bm_grenade_chico_injector_desc"     and "It's not adrenaline, it's morphine."
or string_id == "bm_grenade_pocket_ecm_jammer"     and "Pocket agony"
or string_id == "bm_grenade_pocket_ecm_jammer_desc"     and "Dodge 3.0. God I love eating 50 rounds of .30-06 for breakfast."
or string_id == "bm_grenade_damage_control"     and "Vodka"
or string_id == "bm_grenade_damage_control_desc"     and "Vodka made out of the finest potatos to calm the mind and make you babbel incoherently."
or string_id == "bm_grenade_copr_ability"     and "Blood"
or string_id == "bm_grenade_copr_ability_desc"     and "What are you, a psychopath?\n\nI mean who doesn't love the smell and taste of metal."

or testAllStrings == true and string_id
or text_original(self, string_id, ...)
end