{
    "bm_msk_mega_southern_goggles" : "Mega Canadian Mountain Goggles",
    "bm_msk_mega_southern_goggles_desc" : "It looks like you've snapped up a very unique version of the ''K3VK1LD'' brand goggles. They are almost like the original, but they hide an extraordinary power.\n\n\n\When you put them on, you'll feel like a demon, only without the long fangs, but that's okay.\n\n\n\What matters is how you feel in them, whether you're looking the enemy straight in the eye or into your smartphone's camera while streaming the carnage you've wrought but it's just a computer game, no one's really been hurt so you can move on. Next time try not to drop them in radioactive dust or play around with gas lamps.\n\n\n\Either way, neither this nor that uses these sources as propulsion, as they do exclusively.... your soul drives and illuminates them.\n\n\n\I know you're reading this, so keep your eyes peeled, haha, get it? It's a joke, but these goggles are no joke. Seriously.",

    "menu_l_global_value_mega_southern_goggles_mod" : "This is 'Definitely' not a KevKild Item!"
}